Judges Weigh In On Whether Cheerio Is Good Enough To Be Featured In 'A League Of Their Own'


By Karl McRobotface

NEW YORK—Mayor Michael Bloomberg and team of judges from the NCAA Basketball Tournament were reportedly still struggling to weigh in on whether cheerios are good enough to be featured in the fifth season of the popular television program A League of Their Own, which airs on Wednesday nights. "The buzz around the country has been amazing, so we're going to be including cheerios in our next season of A League of Their Own," said the acting head judge, Andy Baskin, who is also the highest-ranking NBA official in the nation. "And then the judge who named the NCAA Tournament tournament men's basketball teams will be announcing their selections for the next season. I'm not saying they're gonna have a favorite, but they're gonna have some cool names." Baskin went on to say that the NCAA is also looking into whether some of the NCAA Tournament's games are too similar to the NCAA's tournament games, which are so much more entertaining.

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