New Car Chief Wants To Know If You’ve Been There Before

By Dustin McRobotface

ROCHESTER, NY—Unable to find a single parking spot in the lot, a local car-rental clerk was reportedly wondering Thursday if you’ve been there before. “I’m surprised you didn’t say you were heading out, but if I’m not wrong, you’re sure to have been here before,” said the clerk, who is also having a hard time remembering if you’ve been here before. “You’re clearly not the type to get lost, and if you’re going to keep driving, you’d better be driving fast. I went there before, but I was really looking forward to the parking lot tour.” At press time, an excitedly waving man was trying to cram in a seat on the bus.

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