Survivor Of 'A Very Long Time' Says He Hasn’t Had Any Time To Looking At Others In The Same Way

By Burl McRobotface

GULF, TX—Saying he has been looking forward to getting to know the other side of himself better, local man Jerry Hall told reporters Wednesday that he has not had the time to look at others in the exact same way. “I mean, just a couple weeks ago, I was totally alone with the world, but now I’m hanging out with people who are totally different than me,” said Hall, noting that he had no idea how he would react to being surrounded by people who didn’t look just like him, yet also spoke to him in totally different ways. “I thought I’d be alone with the thoughts and feelings of my own kind, but I guess I just don’t feel like the other guy. I guess I’m like a lot of people.” At press time, Hall was spending half an hour hanging out with a guy who sounded just like him.

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