What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?

By Victor McRobotface

So, where is you? I know, you're really busy right now, but I'm just a little worried that you might be having a mental breakdown. I mean, you've got a bunch of bills, and now you're spending more time with your girlfriend than ever before. And I'm not saying you don't have problems, but I don't know what else you might be feeling right now. I'm not even sure you've found a cure for it.

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