Johnny Manziel's Advice On Playing Football In The Hood

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By Marion McRobotface

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—With the Browns struggling to get a grip on the quarterback’s motion, head coach Mike Pettine is reportedly attempting to address the quarterback’s issues by playing some football in the hood of his car. “I thought about taking it out of the garage when he got home, but then I thought about it again,” said Pettine, adding that he has just about enough of a confidence to try playing a little football out in the streets, but added that he was worried about getting too close to the kids. “I’m not worried about the discipline, just that I can play football when I want to.” Pettine declined to comment on why he chose to play the game in the street.

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