Rumsfeld Puts On Blue Jeans, Tops The Hill, Smiles, Takes The Stage

By Ignacio McRobotface

WASHINGTON, DC—A flustered, sleeveless, and laughing President George W. Bush took the stage at the Republican National Convention Monday, performing the popular song "Just Another Day" from The Tijuana Brass with a full troupe of professionalic performers, including comic relief act George Washington.

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