David Stern Announces The NBA 2K15


By Harrison McRobotface

NEW YORK—Expressing his excitement for the new game after learning of the addition of a full 16-bit console, NBA commissioner David Stern reportedly announced the NBA 2K15 at a press conference Monday. “The league’s biggest fan, you’ll be able to play everything from the original 2K3 and the upcoming 2K16,” said Stern, adding that the new edition of the NBA 2K video game includes all-new content, including a fully 8-bit graphics engine, a full 16-bit sound chip, and a full 16-bit arcade palette. “You can even play the original ‘NBA 2K17’ from the past, which was on the console, as well as the upcoming ‘NBA 2K18’ for the next generation of consoles.” Stern reportedly added that the 2K15 will also include the first-ever 4K version of the game, which will be two-fifths of the original 2K2.

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