Man Just Thinking About Home To Goodness In Family


By Willie McRobotface

LAWRENCEVILLE, MA—In an effort to make his wife feel better about her upcoming marriage, local man Justin Woodley was reportedly thinking Monday about the home to goodness in his family. “I like the layout of the house, but you know, I really like the sign on the front,” said Woodley, adding that the sign on the front was the only thing he liked about the property. “This is where I like to put that sign, which is in the middle of the porch—that’s where I like to put the signs. You just have to look.” At press time, Woodley was still sitting there adorning the sign with a note from the local children’s choir.

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