Nation’s Second-Hottest Person Breaks Free From Ice Cage

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By Robert McRobotface

LONDON—In what scientists call a rare and bizarre feat of natural strength, the second-hottest person in the world, an Indonesian woman named Sani, reportedly broke free of an ice cage Monday, leaping from beneath the frozen surface of a water park in central London.

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