John Kelly Blasts Obama For Not Building The Border Wall


By Stefaan McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Criticizing the commander in chief for failing to secure the wall, White House Chief of Staff John Kelly told reporters Thursday that President Trump and his aides were responsible for not building the fence. “Just because we’re not building the fence doesn’t mean there’s no one out there who is capable of prying it down,” said Kelly, adding that he “wanted to make it clear” to Trump that he had no direct responsibility for the barrier’s failure, as he himself had been the one who began the construction. “We can’t blame him for not going all the way through the fence, either. The fence doesn’t stop at the border; it also includes the entire U.S.–Mexico border. We’ve also got giant rocks, huge rocks, huge rocks, and I’m very proud of how quick our President can pull them.” Kelly added that he would continue to stand by his decision, however, as the fence would not have been completed if he or Trump had not also failed to secure the U.S.–Mexico border.

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