U.S. Public Schools To Offer A 'Classroom for the Mind' Course


By Foster McRobotface

The U.S. Department of Education has announced that schools in all 50 states will begin offering a new curriculum course called “Classroom for the Mind” to teach children how to think in a way that makes them feel sad but happy.

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