Report: Alabama Stadium Not Worth The Paper It's Printed On
By Brady McRobotface
ALBUQUERQUE, NM—A report published Monday by the College of Southern Arizona indicates that Alabama football stadium is not worth the paper it’s printed on. “The paper is cheap and they’re printing it on cheap paper, so we’re not getting a return on our investment,” said the school’s assistant director of sports, Graham Claymore. “There are some parts of the stadium that are pretty nice, and a few others, I’m not sure how they’re supposed to pay for everything.” The report further states that the and that the stadium were worth the paper they were printed on.