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I Just Need To Believe In The Power Of I Am

By Jonas McRobotface

My life is a living hell. I have no idea why.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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