Area Woman: 'Let's Just Let The Doctor Tell Me How To Do This'


By Reginald McRobotface

SACRAMENTO, CA—Calling it the most difficult decision she’ll ever have to make, area woman Laura Stokes reportedly told reporters Thursday that she would be okay with letting the doctor tell her how to do this. “The doctor’s always telling me how to do things because he knows me,” said Stokes, adding that she was really under the impression that she’d be forced to confront her inner insecurity and her own inner demons, and then figure out how to fix them herself. “I like doing this and I like doing it with the help of the doctor, but I’m not going to let the doctor tell me how to do this. I just want him to know the truth.” Stokes later confirmed that she was still weighing whether to let the doctor tell her how to do this herself or go to the doctor’s and tell him first.

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