Report: Doctor Who Played Smut In High School Makes It To Reality Show

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By Mitchell McRobotface

CHICAGO—Revealing that they were legitimately surprised by how well his character had been able to perform at such a high level, sources confirmed Thursday that a doctor who played a lot of “the smut” in high school made it to the reality show The Biggest Loser. “I don’t know how they do it—there were a lot of little incidents, but I guess the biggest thing was that he was able to be honest about it,” said viewer Antoine Herring, who speculated that Nurse D, who reportedly played a lot of “the smut” in the school, was an even bigger disappointment than his friend Dr. Dancer. “I know he was really hard to watch, but he was just so insufferably charming. I think maybe he’ll even be able to pull it off in a show with the other doctor who played a lot of “the smut” who’s a loser.” At press time, sources confirmed that the doctor who played a lot of “the smut” in high school had finally found a way to pull it off in a reality show hosted by a guy who’s actually a good guy.

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