KANSAS CITY, MO—Giving her a once-over of her own personal space, local man Jason Margulies surprised his girlfriend Saturday with a surprise visit to her bedroom. “Hey, there!” said Margulies, who proceeded to unhook her partner’s blanket, reveal her previous intimate chemistry with her roommate, and place his hand on his girlfriend’s thigh. “There you go! You’re pretty close.” At press time, Margulies had reportedly returned to his own apartment and was staring at his laptop while his girlfriend watched a movie on his PS4.