Man Out Of Time Too Much To Be Excited About ‘Dance With The Stars’
By Bart McRobotface
LOS ANGELES—According to sources, a man who is out of time to be excited about the new NBC reality series Dance With The Stars is too excited to be excited about anything at all. “It’s too bad, but who cares? He just got his ass handed to him,” said a visibly jubilant Scott Lively, who was reportedly too preoccupied with his phone to pay attention to anything the director of the show said during the taping of the show, let alone watch it. “Think about it: Am I okay with that? Is that playing field level? Is that taking the cake? Is that playing field level playing field level? Oh, I’m so lucky.” At press time, Lively had reportedly been forced to watch another hour of reality show after realizing he was watching one of those.