Report: Most Americans Would Never Let Neighbor Walk Right By Their House


By Rolland McRobotface

WICHITA, KS—Saying the fact that the residents had good reason to be there would be enough to trick them into thinking it was just a normal walk, local residents confirmed Wednesday that they would never let their neighbor walk right by their house. “Oh, my God, it’s so loud and obnoxious,” said patron Michael Reiser, adding that he even paid his neighbor to play his stereo for them. “I have no idea what he’s talking about. Then what’s his problem? Why are they talking about my house? No, I wouldn’t walk by anybody’s house.” At press time, sources confirmed that the neighbor’s neighbor was trying to make up his mind to stay or go.

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