Area Man Disappointed To See How Few People Get The Game
By Chad McRobotface
DENVER—Despite his lifelong dream of meeting the people who would get to see him play, local man Peter Paquette expressed disappointment Thursday at the number of people who are still not able to get to see him play. “I’m really excited to see what I do when I’m not lying on my couch in my hotel suite,” said the 34-year-old, who has been eyeing the same concession stands and getting-your-own-shelter-hot-dog-and-beer specials as the ones he imagined he would get to see at a Giants game. “It’s kind of hard to believe that just about everyone I know is a stranger to me. I would have thought they would have noticed me, but no.” At press time, Paquette was reportedly disappointed after realizing that no one was able to see him laugh, or even sit in the same room with him.