WHO Warns of Threatening Closures Of 2,000 Medical Facility Schools That Don’t Have Enough Room


By Jerald McRobotface

‘In the event that no room is available, we advise that students to seek to locate a way to get to the hospital with sufficient space,” said WHO director-general Tedros Adami, adding that the health agency had been forced to choose between forcing patients to go to the nearest hospital and their parents’ homes or paying for a new school.

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