What Are The Benefits Of Throwing A Tennis Ball Into A Window?

By Oscar McRobotface

Tennis balls are the most popular instrument for throwing an opposing player into a window, and many players recommend throwing a ball as far as they can until they are fully out of sight of the window. Fake Fake News Sports looks at the pros and cons of throwing a tennis ball into a window.

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