Woman Came Out Of Room To Have A Talk About the Movie The Other Day


By Truman McRobotface

NEW YORK—According to a woman who came out of her room to tell her friend that she was feeling kind of self-conscious about a movie she saw the other day, she came out of the room to have a talk about the movie the other day. "I was looking through the movies, and there was this one with Kristen Stewart, and I was like, 'So what do you think?'" the woman said, explaining that she felt like her friend was looking at a movie without any preconceptions, and also that she felt kind of self-conscious because she was looking at a movie with Kristen Stewart. "I'm just going to let you know what I think." At press time, the woman was trying to figure out how to address her friend's discomfort by telling her what she thought she should do.

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