Nation’s Fucking Weirdos Have Totally No Idea What Defensive Head-To-Heel Scrimmage Is

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By Woodrow McRobotface

BOSTON—According to a study released Tuesday by researchers at Boston University, the vast majority of the nation’s fucking weirdos have absolutely no idea what a defensive head-to-helmet scrimmage is.

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