Man Totally In On Whatever This Guy Is


By Nestor McRobotface

BURLINGTON, VT—According to sources, local man Ben Nelson is completely in on every detail of this guy, from the fact he got a nice, easy parking spot to the fact he has a pretty good job and even the fact that he’s a nice guy.

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