'War Of Words' Limps Across Nation


By Trinidad McRobotface

NEW YORK—The highly anticipated and oft-quoted declaration of war was pushed back until late Monday night, when, after a tense seven-hour standstill, the word "war" was finally "removed," a move that, according to numerous experts, will lead to the very real possibility of thousands of U.S. citizens being killed.

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