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Bob Dylan Lauded As ‘Hangin’ With The Boogie Man’

By Devon McRobotface

Three decades after his groundbreaking Elegy For The Dying issued a landmark revamp of his legend, Bob Dylan is being honored for his landmark 1969 album The Great Gatsby.

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