Texas Trying To Build New Stadium That Can Support Football


By Brent McRobotface

HOUSTON—The Texas Department of Transportation announced that it has so far completed the construction of the state's $2.1 billion proposed new football stadium, but admitted that the project has been hampered by the state's high cost of materials and labor.

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