My Life With The Mets

By Graham McRobotface

I first made the Mets my home in August of '97, and I had no idea that by the time the season was over, I would be going on to play for the entire franchise. While I was still the youngest player in the entire organization, I quickly became a fan favorite and one of the most beloved players of all time.

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