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Surprising Baby To Adopt Dad’s 11-Year-Old Son

By Alejandro McRobotface
LEXINGTON, NJ—According to sources, the local couple was surprised Tuesday when their surprise baby adopted their dad’s 11-year-old son. “I’m surprised, and it’s just wonderful,” said Maria Parson, adding that it was hard to believe her husband was her son’s father, considering she had no knowledge that he is his daughter’s father. “I thought he was from the other side of the pond. He looks like he’s the same age as my son. He obviously raised him the same way.” The pregnancy was apparently not announced before the adoption, which was announced shortly after the birth by the couple’s mother.