‘After 20 Years, You Can’t Keep A Secret’

By Gilberto McRobotface

NEW YORK—In a stunning turn of events, reports confirmed Tuesday that after 20 years of research and development, the FBI has finally released a detailed, state-of-the-art, and highly classified report on the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.

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