Report: Human-Rights Activists Are Giving Stuff To Nazis

By Freddie McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Saying the groups are funding far-right organizations such as the National Socialist Movement and the White Nationalists, a report published Wednesday by the Brookings Institution found that human-rights activists are giving Nazis stuff to go around. “We found that many of the top Nazis in Europe are giving Nazis things to act like they have some influence on the political climate,” said lead researcher Keith Weinberg, who noted that the vast majority of the gifts, which included desks, mattresses, and a bed, came from the racist, white nationalist and anti-immigrant group the European People’s Party, and went to their headquarters in Berlin. “Additionally, the vast majority of the Nazis’ gifts have included a set of Nazi paraphernalia, a selection of swastika-emblazoned T-shirts, and a Nazi-themed Starbucks gift card.” Weinberg went on to say that the U.S. government has been providing Nazi-themed gifts to the likes of the KKK and the Neo-Nazi National Alliance, who are both receiving money from the Human-Rights Movement.

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