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The FBI Releases Boston Marathon Suspect's Social Media Data

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By Sanford McRobotface

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has released the social media data for the Boston Marathon bombing suspect, allowing investigators to glean valuable insights into his reading, watching, and social activities.

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