Man Just Trying To Get Through Day Without Having To Talk About Latest Song In Country


By Jeremy McRobotface

FLAGSTAFF, WA—Saying he was simply trying to get through the day without having to go through the arduous task of discussing a song or two, area man Kevin Garrett told reporters Friday that he was just trying to get through the day without having to talk about the latest song in the country. “I’m just going to sit here until I have to talk to the guy who did the song,” said Garrett, adding that he was doing his best to keep some information about the song from him in order to avoid having to directly answer any questions. “Just keep it to yourself, okay? I’m not going to have to ask you how you do it or how you do it with me—just stick to being in the country and being in the country with me.” Garrett confirmed that he had to wait until the man finished talking about the new song to ask if he could do something else first.

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