Filipinos Say They’re Happy To See George W. Bush Getting Back On His Feet

By Andy McRobotface

PHOENIX—Carlo A. Miranda, a Filipina who was born in Manila and moved to the U.S. in 1997, told reporters Thursday that she was happy to see President George W. Bush getting back on his feet. "Oh my gosh, I'm so happy!" said Miranda, who is also a former U.S. State Department official. "All he ever wanted to do was get back in the saddle. But then he had to get his coat back on, and then he had to get his hair back on, and then he had to get his coat back on, and he had to get his haircut off, and then he had to get his teeth back on, and then he had to get his teeth back on again, and then he had to get his mouth back on, and then he had to get his hands on his feet again. It has been a bad six years." Miranda added that she would be among the thousands of Filipinos who had to get their hands on their President’s armchair and scramble up his chair to get their hands on his armchair's mouse.

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