State Of The Union 'Mess'

By Blake McRobotface

WASHINGTON, DC—In a speech delivered Tuesday by a man who was asked by President Bush to deliver his second inaugural address, a man who was asked by President Bush to deliver his third inaugural address was given the chance to present his best, most concise, and most accurate state of the union.

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