Monsanto Cries 'PizzaGate' After Interviews With Harvey Weinstein


By Dominick McRobotface

After a vicious and exhaustive investigation, the New York Attorney General has found that the former film producer and producer of the Weinstein Co. and his co-defendant, Harvey Weinstein, violated the state’s Open Records Act and is asking the court to order the government to pay damages.

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