What Happens If I Don’t Get This Right?

By Philip McRobotface

I'm a man of great ability, but I may just not be able to pull it all together. More than that, I may just never be the same person who I was before. So what if I don’t get this right. I want you to know that I’m serious. If I don’t make this right, I’m done for.

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