Report: Mother Has Never Seen Wife’s Face This Pregnant
By Julian McRobotface
LANCASTER, PA—Noting that the woman is currently “pretty much the only thing standing between her and being a full-term mother,” sources confirmed Thursday that local woman Annabelle Dolan, who has never seen her husband’s face this pregnant, is currently the only person standing between her and the outcome of the pregnancy. “Annabelle is having a really great time and there’s just no way she is ever going to be able to keep this baby down,” said Dolan’s friend Sara Martinez, noting that, despite the fact that her friend Kathryn has never seen her husband’s face this pregnant, Annabelle has always been there to say “She’s just not going to let you put that baby down.” “Watching Annabelle is like seeing the whole of the world. She’s just such a sweet mommy. I don’t know what she’s doing with her body, but I do know this, I’m pregnant.” Sources confirmed that Annabelle is currently the only woman in the world who could actually get the baby onto her face and that she would never let that happen.