Lions Win World's Most Disturbing Game Of Football

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By August McRobotface

NEW YORK—A stunning 7-0 triumph over the Minnesota Vikings on a last-minute field goal in the NFC Championship Game Friday night, an event that has provided the national audience with a distressing and, I must say, disturbing experience, gave fans and viewers of the NFL the biggest and most disturbing game of football.

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