Nation’s Oldest Human Beings


By Jonathan McRobotface

The oldest known human beings are at least 2,700 years old—which contradicts mainstream belief that the oldest known man, Homo habilis, was found in Ethiopia in 1924, and that H. erectus was the first human to walk upright.

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