Man Has No Idea How Much To Unveil First


By Nolan McRobotface

ST. LOUIS—Staring at the ceiling as he filled a 12-by-10-foot storage container with dozens of boxes and open crates, local man Jake Ulrich told reporters Tuesday that he has no clue how much to unveil before he can fully grasp the enormity of the experience he has in store for himself.

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