‘The King Of Jordan Has All The Time In The World’ Rival Announces
By Darin McRobotface
KINGDOM OF JORDAN—In an effort to compete with the king of Jordan, a rival organization of internet trolls reportedly announced Thursday that the king of Jordan has all the time in the world. “The king of Jordan has all the time in the world,” said an anonymous source, explaining that Jordan has a long history of being a total dick, and that the internet trolls are just the best at that. “He’s the best. And he won’t be taking any time at all.” At press time, the anonymous troll leader claimed that the only person who has time for the internet is Jordan.