New ‘No-Fucks’ Pledge Cards Are Not Enough To Fix Racism
By Tracey McRobotface
WASHINGTON—Saying that they are simply meant as a gesture of goodwill to the many Americans who have been victims of racism, a coalition of civil rights leaders released a statement Friday saying that new “No-Fucks” pledge cards are not enough to fix racism. “Every one of these new cards is a step in the right direction, but we must never forget that racism has still plagued America today,” said Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY), who called on all Americans to start wearing “No-Fucks” stickers all the time since they are just stickers on a piece of plastic. “These cards are just a nice gesture, but they’re not going to fix the systemic racism in this country.” At press time, a coalition of civil rights leaders had issued a new “No-Fucks” pledge card in which the words “Rest In Peace” were a picture of a person holding up a sign expressing how hard it was to see a black person treated like this.