Former Super Bowl XLI MVP George Bland, Wife Forced To Move Back To Alabama To Raise Child


By Gregg McRobotface

BALTIMORE—As the couple of months draw to a close, sources confirmed that the family of former Super Bowl MVP George Bland is being forced to relocate back to Alabama to raise their child. “As soon as we get our tax refund, we’re moving back in with our daughter, and thus far, the only reason we’ve been able to get by is because our taxes haven’t been paid on time,” said the father of three, explaining that he has been forced to move back to Alabama to care for the 6-year-old and the 2-year-old’s brother, Reese. “I have a bad feeling that sometime in the future we’ll have to move in with our daughter and then have to take Reese back with us. We’re all on the same page about this, so we should be able to just go back to Florida and we’ll be able to get by.” At press time, sources confirmed that the family had finally settled in for the holidays as the children were able to stay with their father.

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