Tourists Don't Have To Pay For Whitney

By Alexander McRobotface

NEW YORK—A trip to the Whitney Museum of American Art this week reportedly cost $19.95, a price that includes admission to the museum, admission to the Whitney, admission to the Whitney’s private exhibition, admission to the Whitney’s annual gala gala, and a souvenir card.

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