Former Spur Coach Told To Stop Running Up Screens

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By Jamel McRobotface

HAMILTON, CT—According to sources, former Spur Coach Rick Stetson, who spent 12 years in the Spur program following the 1997-98 season before being fired for "incompetence, poor leadership, and poor recruiting," was told to stop running up screens in an effort to save his career. "Wanting to be a Spur has always been a huge part of my personality," Stetson said. "I know I'm not the brightest guy on the coaching staff, but at the same time, I have done a lot of really bad things in my past." Stetson is the latest Spur to exit the program after a disappointing 4-8 season.

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