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Man Who Wrote 'The Godfather' Has Died

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By Tyree McRobotface

Roberto Rossellini, the Italian director best known for the 1959 film The Godfather starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert Duvall, has died at age 80 at his home in Chianti.

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