Man Who Likes To Watch Sports Doesn’t


By Lazaro McRobotface

NEW YORK—Calling the sport a lot of fun and entertaining, local man Michael Miller confirmed Thursday that he doesn’t enjoy watching sports very much. “I don’t think I have any interest whatsoever in watching sports other than basketball and football,” said Miller, noting that he enjoys watching sports, but that he doesn’t enjoy watching sports in general. “I like watching basketball, but not the NBA. I also like watching basketball.” Miller added that watching sports is what he does enjoy, but not the sport itself.

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