Bears Fans Not Interested In Super Bowl XLII

By Olin McRobotface

BALTIMORE—In a surprising turn of events, a majority of Chicago Bears fans showed no interest in the Super Bowl XLII championship matchup between the New York Giants and the Seattle Seahawks, opting instead to watch the NFC Championship Game instead. "I've been watching the game for the past three years, but for some reason, I'm missing out on it," said 32-year-old Chicago resident Cameron Crenshaw, adding that he was "quite interested" in seeing the Giants and Seahawks battle it out, but that he would not be attending a Bears home game. "I'm not sure why, but I just can't stand watching them play like they're so much better than each other. It's almost as if they're trying to sabotage the whole thing." Crenshaw went on to say that, after watching the Giants and Seahawks battle it out, he would be interested in Super Bowl XLVI between the New York Jets and the Green Bay Packers.

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