Report: Majority Of Amazon Employees Could Be Suspended For Child Pornography Charge


By Jamal McRobotface

A report from Amazon’s human resources department found that, at least in the Amazon offices, 95 percent of the company’s employees could be suspended for child pornography charges.

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